Female sitting on the ground holding a soft drink cup and eating fries and a burger, wearing a brown cap that’s says didn’t wash hair with wide leg pants.
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bare minimum hat

bare minimum hat

bare minimum hat
$45.00 AUD
off my meds hat

off my meds hat

off my meds hat
$45.00 AUD
financially optimistic hat

financially optimistic hat

financially optimistic hat
$45.00 AUD
didn’t wash hair hat

didn’t wash hair hat

didn’t wash hair hat
$45.00 AUD

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We’re honest, a little lazy, and quietly funny. Inspired by real life, lived experiences, and things picked up along the way

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lower your expectations

hats for when you can’t be bothered. or simply can’t deal with people.

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